What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? It was getting tired of the jokes

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Why can't Jimmy walk ever again? Because when he was 12 his father mistook him for a plank of wood a sawed his legs off. We may realise here that this prohibits him from walking.

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And love is, bein' the owner of a company that makes rape whistles and even though you started the company with good intentions trying to reduce the rate of rape, now you don't wanna reduce it at all cuz if the rape rate declines you'll see an equal decline in whistle sales. Without rapists, who's gonna buy your whistles? Who's gonna buy your whistles? Love is all about whistles.

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing.

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What is red,brown and stinks? A deer that's hit by a car

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since when?

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when life throws you lemons your an idiot because it wont

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? Freak

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wheres binladin? at the bottom of the sea wanking over amy winehouse

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How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

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Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

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How do you get someone to come out of the closet? Unlock it

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If you are riding on a broomstick and it breaks in the middle of the ocean... How many pieces of toast does it take to fill a light house? Purple, because Oranges cannot fly.

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I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

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What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? It is rapidly becoming outdated and most cellphones these days have the time, but if they like the style they are free to use one.

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knock knock who's there doctor doctor who No

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my name is Jacob sartorious

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What did your mom say when Quinn Griffith Randel walked in the door? Hi.

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Q: What's worse than a rainy day? A:

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roses are red , violets are blue , sugar is sweet and so are you. the roses are wilting the violets are dead. the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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