your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

Why didn't the poor man buy a candy bar? He wasn't hungry.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

donald................duck for president

Women.

Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

Three bars walk into a Jew.

What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

What do you call a black priest? A black priest

What is a homeless man for Halloween? A garbage bag

If a fish eats fish bait, and a dog eats dog bait, what does a master eat? Anything he feels like eating at the given moment provided it is in accordance to his diet and beliefs.

Your mother is SO wealthy, that she should help stop the poor children in Africa from starving by donating some spare change to the Let's-Help-Stop-The-Poor-Little-African-Children-From-Starving donation center. -not a real place!!!!!

What did the Asian bookkeeper say to the Jewish dog? I love you

The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.

knock knock how there me ok come in

What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

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