- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

What did the homeless children get for christmas? Hypothermia

A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

What did one computer say to the other? 100111010100100111001010010001110101110010100010101011010011010010111000010101100100100100001101010000011111010010011010100110101001010100101010101010100101011010010010101010110010110010100100010101010101010

2 tomatoes walk across a road tomato 1 gets hit by a car tomato 2 gets confused, because tomatoes don't have legs and therefore cannot "walk across a road" And furthermore, a tomato does not have a brain, and thus cannot get confused.

why did the iraqi woman bury her wedding ring in the ground? because it's the only way she could properly pay respect to the death of her husband who recently died in a group suicide bombing.

- Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1? - No.

A Mexican and a Black man are in a car. Who's driving? The police officer.

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