A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

drake

A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

how do you confuse a blond?

Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

Knock knock. Death.

Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

Penis

What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

Women have the right to vote.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm random but can still rhyme Hatsune Miku

Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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