- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

In Soviet Russia it is normally colder than america and most people speak russian.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

This is not an anti joke.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

If a fish eats fish bait, and a dog eats dog bait, what does a master eat? Anything he feels like eating at the given moment provided it is in accordance to his diet and beliefs.

Why did the kitchen cross the road?

How do you lose your train of thought? You can't. It is impossible to fit a full size locomotive in the human skull.

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

"KNOCK KNOCK". I opened the door to greet my guests for the party.

if dave has 50 candy bars and eats 45 what does he have? diabeties.

What's the difference between a fine wine and a dead baby in a blender? One gets better as it ages, and the other is a horrific accident.

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