Penis

What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

Women have the right to vote.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm random but can still rhyme Hatsune Miku

Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

What's 6 + 9? 15.

Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

Q:whats comes back to life and says RAR A;jesus

whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

Knock knock Who's there? Not you

George Bush.

Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

I think everybody ought to have a penis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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