Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

WHAT'S LESS THAN 0? FIONN'S DIGNITY AFTER HENRY'S

An asian is driving a car. He observes the speed limit and uses his turning signals while switching lanes.

Roses are red Violets are blue i got one question Screw You

Why shouldn't you play poker in the woods? Due to the stereotypical lack of human population in such an area, it would be excruciatingly difficult to find a partner with which to play competitive card games. I suggest trying solitaire instead.

I have a black man in my family tree... He's still hanging there.

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

Billy: hey dave, wanna hear a joke? Dave: what? Billy: oh yeah, you are deaf.

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

Why did the mother tell her son to get a job. She was tired of buying Generic brand food.

Why can't vegetarians eat mushrooms because I can't urinate over a scotch bonnet :/

What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

Roey Jegen

Hey Eliz, just a final thought, if and when I die (hey I am your step dad after all, dont forget I am four years older than you now! So ill die first anyway, hopefully) Promise me that you will call me on the phone and either yell SNAKE ANSWER ME SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! Or BOSS ANSWER ME BOOOOOOOOOOSS! Never mind, I never liked videogames ironically, but hey, its funny, Suddenly this Boss guy shows up, and I feel like I have something in common with someone! A game character anyway, and its a fucking boring game too, just sneaking around, then you got to well pay people to build shit and I shut it off by then... ...Finally the nurses are here... Those guys again, hey guys, I cant speak nor remember what button to press to delete shit, but I heard bogosexuals with an h, dont get the message, you see the man with broken fingers there, go get me female nurses or... They sleeping? And not with me? Okay guys, get me out of here, I am humiliating myself in front of my uh... Frienddaughtersisterthing as for the rest of you fucks, has it ever seemed like I have ever cared about your inferior opinions above my superhuma... I am drun or something huh guys? 60 MG valium? You fucking murderers! Well will that other dru.. Fine then... Nero The End? Seriously flaggots! I cant stop typing, just get me out of this... Wheelchair? When did that happen? Well roll me out then! And please you know, fill that code thing and the terms and all that.

Q: What do you do when your friend tells you he murdered someone? A: Call the police.

A man named Joe has practiced drawing cartoon characters his entire life. When Joe turns 15 he decides to enter a local drawing competeiton. Joe works very hard drawing his cartoon and finally finishes. When it is the time to hand in his drawing his drawing, he hands it in an receives a satisfying 2nd place and continues on with his life. Two years later Joe decides to enter another drawing competeiton (this one much more competitive) after his drawing skills have tremendously increased. He begins drawing and is 3/4 of the way finished when Joe is brutally murdered by a mentally disturbed man and cannot hand in his art work and is therefore disqualified from the competeiton and loses.

Fun Fact getting married to your first cousin is legal in CT... bet you thought there was joke coming right about now..........

Why did the black kid fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome

What word is ten letters long and starts with gas? Gastronomy.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car? "Robin, get in the car."

Roused are red violets are blue I just s*** in my own poo

What's black and red all over? Half a cat

what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

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