No.

Little girl and a pedofile walk into the woods at night. Little girl says, "mr pedofile im scared" pedofile responds " you think your scared? i have to walk out of here alone."

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns. He won.

Doctor: Knock, Knock Woman: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting Doctor Woman: Interupt- Doctor: You have cancer

Roses are red Violets are red Shit My garden's on fire?

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to order a couple drinks, and shortly leaves after drinking them, later ending up in a fatal car accident.

Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

A: B: No pun intended.

A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

obama leadership

why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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