- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Whoever just posted that suicide shit is stupid, you can get arrested for that shit. I would delete it.

Is your plant made out of Osmium, Molybdenum, Silicon and Sulfur? Because it's going through OsMoSiS. That was just a joke, not a pick up line. Unless I was giving a pick-up line to your plant, which I definitely wasn't...

A black guy walks into a bar. He falls unconscious and an ambulance is quickly called to bring him to the hospital.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

What did Charlie Sheen say to Rebecca Black? If you care about the punchline I hate you.

Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

Why did the squirrel cross the... Squash

What do you call a black man sitting on his porch in the middle of the night playing a guitar? A Musician.

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

Q. How many lemons does one person take to fill a ladder? A. Fish

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs? Chris

Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

What's the difference between a plumber and a husband? Both fuck the same women when the other is away.

s e m e n

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir......my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have narcolepsy.

How do u kill a mocking bird ? Stab it

What is it called when a whole bunch of black people run down a hill? A race.

Whats the worst part of Chemotharapy? The Cancer.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??