Do you like fish-sticks? Love 'em. You like putting fish-sticks in your mouth? Yeah. What are you, a gay fish?

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An asian, black man and a white guy are stranded in a desert with no food and no water, so what do they do Die

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

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What is the best way break up with your significant other without hurting their feelings? It is better to get it over with quickly and decisively. Gunshot to the head should do the trick.

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... Unless your colour blind.

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Why did the black man die? He was shot

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What did the African-American get for Christmas? Nothing. I did mention he was African-American, right?

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What do you get when you cross a donkey and a hemophiliac? A bleeding ass!

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Q: If Hitler spots a jew, what will he do? A: You suck at history dude, Hitler is dead! Moral: What? You did not get the daily news?

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all muslims get the fuck out of britain you fucks

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A blonde walks into a bar and orders a drink. The end.

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Why was the T-Rex so bad at math? Cause it was stupid

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The Police then give the S.W.A.T team the signal, and bust down the door and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door is Carlos Pedrojeuz, a serial killer, meth addict who has been a part of the sex slave trade for a decade. One might think of answering the door next time.

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how many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? well it depends on the size of the bathtub - and the size of the babies, for sure.

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? He was in a spiraling depression due to recently being laid off at work, his troubled home life, and the recent death of his sister.

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What did Jim say to Bob? Hi Bob.

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What do you get if you cross a Sheep with a Kangeroo. An abomination unto God.

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What is harder than Jenga? Being a quadraplegic.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

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Woman's Rights

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "How's it going?" The man replies, "Bless you." The man walks out of the bar, as his peers realize he was honest when he told them a week earlier that he had autism.

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What do men and women have in common? They're both respected members of society, besides women.

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Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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How do you make friends with a squrriel? Trust me, don't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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