Yo mamma's so fat it's a legitimate medical condition

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How many chairs does it take to screw a lightbulb? One, if you have enough lube.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

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what do you call a gay guy Ej

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A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

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A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

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How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

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Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

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what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

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What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs. A pharmisict.

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Womens' Rights

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Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

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How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

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yo momma so fat i abuse my wife

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Can you answer one question for me? Yes Thank you

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Dylan is gay

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Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

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What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

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What do you call a guy who has no experience flying a plane? Suicidal

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Anti Joke

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