What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven? One is a human being and the other is a resourceful appliance.

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sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

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Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

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Whats worse than purple nurples? Having the period

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Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

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Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird

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What did the scientist call a spider? An arachnid.

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Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

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what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

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An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

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People could crack eggs but Chuck Norris could crack chickens.

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What is long and black The unemployment line

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Nicolas Cage's acting.

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Why didn't Jeffrey become a butler? He did become a butler.

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the police there was several calls from people in the sarounding area who heard screaming from ur basement

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knock knock. come in.

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

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Like why period? Why can't mother nature just call and be like ''Wassup girl? You're not pregnant, I'll talk to you next month.''

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What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

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A homosexual black man and a 13 year old child are in the shower at the local gym. The black man says to the boy "you dropped your soap, why don't you pick it up?" The boy promptly thanks the black man, picks up his soap and continues to shower.

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Why was the white man rich and the black man poor? Because when the white man was 11 and he didn't have a job because 11 year olds don't get hired, because its not legal, he use to pick up pennies. And when the black man was 11 he got a job mowing lawns and ended up being a lawyer graduate and spent the rest of his life paying off his school loan. The white man lived in the 70's and the black man lived in he twentieth century.

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maths is annoying!!! LIKE if you agree!!!!! :D

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How do you find a date? Look on the calendar!

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What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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