A pink bird and a pink elephant was out flying. Then something happened.

There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

Did you know Hellen Keller's dog ran away? You would have to if your name was RaAeltraERKAERMaelaefa

tuna fish dolphins sharks idk

A horse dies and goes to heaven. He wonders why there aren't any atheists around.

A dermatologist walks into a strip club. He tells the stripper she has hives on her back and that she needs to go to a clinic, then gets up from his lap dance and reports her to management.

Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

Knock Knock.. Who's There? Boo.. Boo Who? Book...

How does santa deliver presents? He doesn't, because he's not real!

What's worse than not receiving presents on Christmas Day? Being forced to consume your own flesh

What do you call a black person with dandruff.... A lamington

What do Connecticut school kids get at Christmas? Shot.

There's a black guy and a white guy standing in a bar, surprisingly the black guy doesn't die. This isn't a racist joke.

Q: why did the cookie go to the doctor??? A: because he was sick

What did the Chinaman say to the other Chinaman? I dont know, he was speaking in Chinese.

John: Hey Pablo why are you standing outside Home Depot. Pablo: Because I work here.

women's rights

What's worse than dying? Dying poor.

if life give you lemons. put them in the fridge they should be there...

Whats worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Noticing the apple is oversized and finding half of a dead baby.

why did the ginger get made fun of? because he had red hair

Two elephants are walking down the street. They have already killed 12 people including 11 children and their foster parent.

Johnny is walking around school when he sees a kid crying. He asked the kid what he was crying about and the kid said " I was trying to talk to a girl"

What did the homeless man give his friends for Christmas? More AIDS.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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