- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the ginger say to the blond? Hello, what is your name?

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

Why did the white man go to jail? He broke the law.

A little boy running with scissors he trips and falls and dies

How did the fat woman survive the car accident? She had on her seat belt.

Where did the watch-dog take the blind man on Saturday afternoon? Wherever the blind man wanted to go

Why couldn't Harry Potter get a job at Mc Donalds? Because he isn't real.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

Whats an Anti-Joke? Funny

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

A man is approached by a mysterious character in the streets, offering to tell him a dark and amazing tale. The man declines and walks away.

SOPA gets passed and shuts down anti-joke because KFC claims the picture of the anti-joke chicken

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

A guy walks into a bar with a watermelon under his shirt. The bartender asks what is under his shirt. He says, a watermelon.

This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

whats at the end of the rainbow? Purple

What's spongy and smells of treacle? Treacle sponge

What happens when you lose your fish? It dies.

A gentleman walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What can I get for you?" The gentleman replys that he would like a beer. After the bartender fulfils the gentleman's order, the gentleman drinks his beer and enjoys it.

How did the girl die? 25.

Snow White found a magic lamp in the middle of the forest. She rubbed it and became pregnant because the spout was a penis.

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin' with his family

What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

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