Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name is Paco, And yours is too.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

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Do you like impressions? Why? That's Socrates

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

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justin beiber has a penis hahahahahahhaah lol not really

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Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

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Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

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What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

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What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It can never be certain, as chickens are incapable of communicating.

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What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

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Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

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why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

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Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

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Q. How do you make an oil lamp turn off? A. Break it.

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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What's worse than loosing your pen? Getting raped by a pedophile.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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