- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldnt she get up? She had no legs. Knock Knock. Whos There? Not Suzie

Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

The Barackness Monster

Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

The Holocaust.

Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the mac and cheese before it was cool.

Why was the dog crying? Because his owners hated him and called him stupid.

A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

josh roberts got the d in geog

What's the different between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

Why can't George Washington sit up straight? He's dead.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

Why did the man die when he saw the light? It was a strobe light and he died from an epileptic seizure

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

What's green and has four wheels? A dolphin. I lied about it having four wheels. I lied about it being green. I lied about the whole thing.

Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

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