What did Osama bin Laden say to the Navy SEALS? Nothing. There was insufficient time to hold a conversation before they shot him in the face.

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Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

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I am not Moral Man. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Whats Something everyone has except david? Money.

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Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

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Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

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What happened when john pelted susie with a rock? she had a temporary concusion, needed eight stitches and John was grounded

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What's worse than the holocaust? The sun exploding.

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Black People.

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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What did the mother get at the grocery store? Food.

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Bob dole

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Q. What do you tell a women with two black eyes? A. Stop pissing him off!

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What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

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How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

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Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

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what do mexicans like most. icecubes

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what's brown and sticky? A stick

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Robin get in the car"

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why did the lady fall on the ground? The cord for the parachute was cut by her husband

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? ...Nevermind, it wouldn't work.

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Remember when they called online casino`s betting sport? Anti Joke potential detected. I used to play soccer and box back then, but I guess I was still not "sporty" enough for betting sports... And as thus I afforded my lawyer education. Moral: Now that you know my education, do you really think id ever type real morals here? Mwahahahaha!

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You know I can, and I already have, as once the mind knows its getting certain medications, it spends the energy required in order to achieve the effect, this is what psychiatrists and those assholes would call "psychological effect". With that said, I am still tired, and the stimulants are waking up my ouchies too, so I think ill get some sleep and dont worry, I can sleep with any stimulants as long as I can use my mind. By the way, my "hypnosis senses" are not hypnosis by themselves, but in order to hypnotize oneself and other, one must learn to read body language and stuff like that, something which I now do subconciously because I am experienced. Alice is calm again, her hands are shaking but she is cold, I am pretty sure she is far more tired than I am, so I kinda ordered her to go home, this guy can type for me. Just want you to know that I am doing fine now, and that the PTSD is much less severe than before as my brain no longer remembers the voice and looks my parents had back then, so I just feel my nose getting punched and breaking, its... Surprisingly annoying, so ill get some sleep, if nothing else it will help Alice get better, and I wont lie, I need it.

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