- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call four friends spending a wild night in Las Vegas that they can't rember the next day? A rip off of the Hangover

If Jimmy has 60 candy bars and eats 50 of them, what does he have? Diabetes.

Why didn't Timmy have a girlfriend ??? Because he's a Fruit bowl !

A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

Why did the man cross the road? To attend his wife's funeral.

What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

How do u get a clown off of a swing? You hit him with an axe.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I'm bleeding, Shit.

An old couple walks up to me and says, "can you take our picture? It's our 50th anniversary." I reply, "sure." Then I pull the man to the side and ask, "how do you make a relationship last so long? I can't make one last 50 days let alone years." He leans in and says, "cheat"

i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.

Where do 4 Mexicans in a car go? In the Car Pool lane.

Sticks and stones may break my bones and they can also break cars.

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

Knock, knock. Whose there? Tits. Tits, who? SUCK EM'!

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

There is no joke here, stop reading.

Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

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