- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

How do you find a date? Look on the calendar!

How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair so fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he? yes

Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

How many women does it take to drive a car? One. She had a sex change.

3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

What did the watermelon say to the apple? Nothing. Watermelons are fruits and incapable of speech.

How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

Yesterday, I was hosting a party, and there were a lot of people crowding around some fruit punch I made all trying to get a glass... Whoops, it appears I forgot the Punch line.

Guess what! what haha u listened to me

Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

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