Whats black and white with red all over? A dead panda

Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

Two women are sitting quietly in a corner, minding their own business.

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He cracked his skull and died in the hospital shorty afterward.

A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse then replied, "Well my wife is dying of cancer, my mother is a drug addict, and my two kids are in the hospital for 3rd degree burns."

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

A zombie walks into a bar. It was shot by an M16 automatic rifle. The video game had zombies.

Q: Why can't Helen Keller have a baby? A: Because she is dead. ...I IS HORNY!

Why did the man follow the law? He didn't want to get arrested

why are black people good at basketball cuz their tall

a person smokes weed... and gets high

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

Once upon a time, a boy sat on a hedgehog. He abruptly stood up, as the spikes had caused him a certain amount of discomfort.

Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

Are you Drew?

What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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