Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

What black and white and red all over? A panther I was lying about the red and white.

A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole.

raisin boogers

What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

you are a åsshole :)

What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

What does Pontiac stand for? Nothing. Pontiac's were discontinued

What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Why did John stay home from school? He died.

Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

Whats the difference between Steven Hawkin and Gary Glitter? Ones severely disabled and ones a paedophile.

Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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