What did the tomato say to the ketchup? Nothing both vegetables and condiments are inanimate objects, therefore cannot speak

What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy running down a hill? Two good friends enjoying the countryside together.

Why couldn't the mexican get a job? He was seven.

How do you get 100 Jews into a car? ...Nevermind, it wouldn't work.

This is a sentence. This is also a senctence.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? Sitting on a black man is just plain rude.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 42

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

Q:How many babies does it take to paint a room? A:It depends how hard you throw them

captcha: all yer base

u know y blondes and tornadoes r so alike? first theres a lot of blowing and sucking, and then u lose ur house!

What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

A woman walks into a bar.

What's black, white, has green stripes and smells like eggs? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

They see me rollin' Up my sleeve for some volunteer work at the local shelter

What's worse then forced to eat frog legs? Xbox one

How do u make a fat person cry......... tell em mc donnalds is closed (^_^)

Why did the guy get hit by a bus? He walked out into traffic.

What is the difference between a dead baby in a blender and a rock? There are many differences. One of them is the fact that I don't masturbate to a rock.

why did the plane crash? because fenton was driving it..."THE DEER HAD TO DIE"

What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

What do a blond and a jar of marmalade have in common? Nothing, they are completely different.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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