You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital due to a large aneurysm that has burst in his brain because he walked into the bar.

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There was a little girl who went on a walk. She was about 8 years old. An old green stationwagon pulled up to the little girl. He said,"Need a ride?" She shook her head and climbed in. 2 weeks later she was found dead in a ditch. She was raper and murdered

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who is it? Wood pecker. Wood pecker who? KNOCK! KNOCK!

Why does Ron Weasley have friends? He does't. He's a ginger.

How do you kill a Jew? The same way you kill any person. It could be gunshot, strangulation, hanging, poison etc. They are the same as every other human being, so you would kill them just like any other human being.

What's the difference between a plumber and a husband? Both fuck the same women when the other is away.

Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

What do you call a black priest who's name is John? Father John

What did Charlie Sheen say to Rebecca Black? If you care about the punchline I hate you.

A black man walks in to a bar and says ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

what did the man say to his boss? Hello boss

How many dead babies can you fit in a sink? I don't know i forgot to turn the garbage disposal off

Q: What's brown and smells like poo? A: poo

What did the toaster say to the raisin? Nothing. The toaster was mute and the raisin had lost his hearing in a terrible full-contact origami accident.

why didnt Joe drive the tractor today? Because Joe doesnt have any arms or legs. Why doesnt Joe have any arms or legs? A) Because Joe is a potatoe

When I eat Mi Familia Mexica food, it burns when I go to the bathroom. Is that bad?

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

whats fluffy and pink? -pink fluff whats blue and fluffy? -pink fluff holding its breath.

Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

Why was the young black boy kicked out of his classroom? Because the manner of his actions were inexcusable.

What do you call a dumb blonde with no hair? You don't, since there is no way of knowing that she is blonde.

What's the difference between a plum and bunny? They're both purple, except the bunny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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