- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber? Lady Gaga has a penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

So, a guy sees a guy, and asks that guy if he's seen a guy who knew this guy who saw this guy who killed this guy, who knew a guy who is Barack Obama's best friend. Oh wait, Barack Obama doesn't have any friends.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doorbell repair man.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. The man was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral service.

Q: whats a bunny's favorite music genre A: smooth jazz

Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her...

How do you make a Jew cry? You kill all of their friends and family members.

Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

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