Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

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whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

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Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A severely beaten and bruised man who was found un conscience and robbed in a dark parking lot behind Dennys at 2 o'clock in the morning.

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What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

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Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile XD

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack addiction. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And is then a homeless broke man who does not even have 4 quarters to his name.

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Why can't Jimmy walk ever again? Because when he was 12 his father mistook him for a plank of wood a sawed his legs off. We may realise here that this prohibits him from walking.

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Leslie's husband admitted to being gay, which came to the surprise of no one, seeing as Leslie is a man.

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A bear walked into a bar and said to the bartender," I'd li.........................ke one beer please. " The bartender replied, " Sure. But why the big pause? "

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What's the same about eggnog and a computer? You can search the web. Except that's only true for one of them.

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Kefka > Sephiroth

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I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are green I'm bipolar

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

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What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

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why did the one handed man cross the road? to get to the secondhand shop.

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what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

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Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

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a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

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what did the blind kid want for christmas? world peace.

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Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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