- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you do you cure cancer? Very carefully.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

what do you call an ocelot with ebola? an ocelot that might die soon.

why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

have you heard of the new german microwave? it seats about 30

ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

Why did the mass murderer abandon his killing spree? He found out it was illegal.

A Jew walks into a bar. He quickly works on treating the injuries he had received from hitting his head against the bar when he had walked into it.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put my penis in your mouth

What did the policeman say to the chav? Dickhead!

knock, knock whos there the police your son was the victim of a cruel homocide

An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

What is the difference between a girl and a boy? Well, a girl has two x-chromosones but a boy has and X and a Y chromosone.

knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

A family's house was possessed by ghosts causing them great fear and discomfort. Who are they gonna call? A real estate agent.

Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder was walking down the street. another man asked, "where did you get him?" The parrot said, "theres tons of them in africa."

Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

A man walks in a barn. He lifts his bucket of food and starts feeding his horses.

What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? I thought you were dead.

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