You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

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Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

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If I threw a regular snowball at a random snowman, would my action directly result in the increase of the snowman's size or would it rather have caused to snowball to become substantially larger in succession? Only a few people could answer that question. Not all of us are actually philosophy aficionados after all.

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KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

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what did the man with no arm get for Christmas? A rowboat

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What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I suck at Poetry, show me your Tits.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

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rosses are red voilets are pinkey your mams pussy is really stinky

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what do you call an ocelot with ebola? an ocelot that might die soon.

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What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

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Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" *Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.*

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Why do you always loose your keys at monster truck rally's? Most likely because they fell out during all the excitement of jumping up and down, but the real reason is because they are afraid of monster cars.

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what do a fish and wood have in common? when they're dead, they float

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I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

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two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns. He won.

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

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A man made a sandwich.

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Why did the white man go to jail? He broke the law.

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What is worse than 20 babies stapled to trees? 1 baby stapled to 20 trees.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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