How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

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When we was Antarctica and it was cold we would huddles arounds a candles. What did we do when it was colder? We lit the candle,

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What do you get when you mix Catholicism and Islam? War

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whats it called when a pimp slaps a ho? RESPECT

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"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

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Did you hear about the deer? He had antlers. If antlers where a kind of disease, that would be a pun.

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Q. What did the man say when his car broke down. A. Damn it, my car broke down.

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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Another cat joke. You gotta be kitten me.

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What do you call a bus filled with White, Chinese, and Black people? Public transportation.

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A convict escapes a prison he's been in for 15 years. He's soon tracked down by police and put back in jail where he'll serve another 2 years of jail time along with his 5 remaining years.

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A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

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Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

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What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

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Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

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OY SHIT ITS YOUR MOM!!!

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Q: What time do you see a Chinese dentist? A: Never because China has a flawed healthcare system due to overpopulation. It is a sad and sobering reality of the plight of the Chinese citizens.

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If I threw a regular snowball at a random snowman, would my action directly result in the increase of the snowman's size or would it rather have caused to snowball to become substantially larger in succession? Only a few people could answer that question. Not all of us are actually philosophy aficionados after all.

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Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

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i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

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You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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