yo mama is fat shes fat

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What do you call someone who kills black people? A hero.

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Bill: Knock, Knock. Sean: Who's there? Bill: It's your neighbor, Bill Walters, from across the street. Sean: Oh, hey Bill, how are you and Margie? Bill: Oh, I'm doing fine, but Margie just got out of the hospital for a broken arm. Sean: My gosh, what happened. Bill: She was just loading the Halloween decorations down from the attic while I wasn't home and fell. She's fine though; it was only a minor fracture. Sean: Well thank goodness she alright. Bill: Anyway, I came over to return those hedge clippers I borrowed from you last month. Sean: Oh, thank you. How did they work? Bill: Just great once I gave them a coat of oil. It was a big job... I haven't trimmed those bushes in three years. Sean: No problem, I almost never use them myself. Well I better get back to Jeanie...I'm helping her make dinner. Bill: Alright, Well thanks again.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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Womens rights

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Why black guys are the fasttest runners? Because the slowers are already in prison

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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i am an inbred jew who likes penis up my bum ~Nathan Barras

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Roses are red-ish Violets are blue-ish If it weren't for Jesus we'd all be jewish

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What's the difference between Rebecca black and your mom? Capitalize Black.

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What did the doctor say to the camel with no hump? You're a horse.

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3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

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Paul howley can't drive, phahahaha

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Dad: "Happy birthday, son! Let's go get a beer." Timmy: "But dad, birthdays are merely symbolic of how another year has gone by and how little we've grown. No matter how desperate we are, we hope that someday a better self will emerge, with each flicker of the candles on the cake, we know it's not to be, that for the rest of our sad, wretched pathetic lives, this is who we are to the bitter end. Inevitably, irrevocably; happy birthday? No such thing.” Timmy's mom had just died of cancer a few days ago. A friend walks in the door, not knowing Timmy's mom died just a few short days before his birthday. He screams, "Happy birthday!" TImmy: "Damn. I'm not going through this again."

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What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

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what happened to the boy who crossed the street. he got shot by a bus

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What do you call a black man who goes to college? A scholar.

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Did you hear about the Blonde who fell off a cliff You Have? Oh Ok, Have a nice day

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I haven't made a school shooting joke yet, but the day is young Just like those kids that got shot

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whats the difference between a white kid a nd a puerto rican kid? one smells fine and the other one smells like he walked out of a butcher shop that sells cigars and cheap prostitutes

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Yo momma's so poor, that when she went to the soup kitchen, she got food.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? In this situation, the minority.

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Don't you hate it when your reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles.

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what did the black man say to the white man? hi

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