What did my dad say when i knocked over the christmas tree? nothing, my father is dead

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Why did the woman not make her husband a sandwich? Because he died in 9/11

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What Do You Call Black People Skydiving? A fun time.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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Fred and DooDah go to their favorite lake to fish. After getting out on the water, DooDah hooks a huge fish, which pulls him overboard, and he drowns. Fred is brokenhearted and goes to tell DooDah's wife the news. She opens the door and hears Fred sing: "Guess who drowned in the lake today? DooDah! DooDah!"

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Knock Knock Who's there? Well why don't you open the door and find out!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw food on the other side the the farmer was going to chop his head off.

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Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 8 year old in my trunk

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Conner Schmidt's fiance has the fattest ass in the world <3

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Why does the party start when Kesha walks in? Well, it's Kesha's party and it would be rude to be in her house having a party when she wasn't there.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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what does it mean when Justin Bieber sounds like a boy someones hit puberty

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What did the rednecks say when they saw the bat? Ma, I'm afraid this is the Myotis Sodalis, or Indian Bat. It is an endangered species. Thus, we cannot shoot it.

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A penis takes a trip to spain, he falls in love with an apple and proceeds to commit suicide

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? There was a huge pile of dead babies blocking his path.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I like to rape cats.

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How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

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The situation... Two black men are skiing down the Sahara. The Question... How much syrup does it take to kill a life-guard. The answer... The sunglasses because he never be a porcupine.

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A man walks into the bar with his parrot, but sadly the parrot was attacked ferociously by a flock of seagulls and it died.

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Soooo... a black man walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a beer.

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What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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