Why did Jack got late to his date? Because he was playing Call of Duty and forgot about the time.

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Q; Why to did the chef jump off of a cliff wearing an Elmo suit? A; Because he felt like it. It;s a free country

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A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

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what do you call a man with three eyes and eleven fingers? his name

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Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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what do you call gingers ugly.

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Chad Wolbert is retarded.

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God is the English name given to a singular being in theistic and deistic religions who is either the sole deity in monotheism, or a single deity in polytheism. He (I use the term 'He' as it is the most common conception) is said to be omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent, and omnibenevolent. I highly doubt he will give you lemons.

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Why did the Kitty stop meowing? Because its dead.

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Why was the black man scared of the chainsaw? Because his father was killed by one when he landed on it when he fell of his ladder that was holding him up while he was cutting the limbs of a tree.

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You spent your time reading this and realized there was no joke.

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Whats Black and blue My wife after i beat her ass.

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Why wasn't my T.V. on? Because I didn't have a remote.

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why did the plane crash? because fenton was driving it..."THE DEER HAD TO DIE"

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:He didn't he was tortured then killed and turned into a sandwich that you can buy for the price of $1.00

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Girls got to Jupiter to get more stupider. Boys go to Mars to build a sophisticated civilization.

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There once was a man from Peru, who dreamed he swallowed his shoe. But it turns out his dream was real, and he died because he could not digest a whole shoe.

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What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

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what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

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Yo mama is so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

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9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

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Why shouldn't you play poker in the woods? Due to the stereotypical lack of human population in such an area, it would be excruciatingly difficult to find a partner with which to play competitive card games. I suggest trying solitaire instead.

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What is more funny than an anti joke? A real joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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