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What did the gay guy get at the grocery store? A tub of Häagen-Dazs ice cream because he thought he deserved a treat.

Why was the gay kid beaten to death Because he was also an outstanding racist and lived in a highly populated african american community.

Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

What did the booger say the other booger? "Is he picking on you again"

Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

Q: What do you do when your friend tells you he murdered someone? A: Call the police.

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What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a superhero and the other is just a normal person.

Q:Why Did the Black people die in there car A: They were Homeless

Justin Bieber is so gay he dates girls

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

Why was a refrigerator sitting on a part bench? Because someone set it there.

Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

What's the difference between gays and straights? Sexual orientation

what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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