What's worse than having the name Riley Bathurst? being shot in the head by a black guy.

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What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

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What did the unicorn say when he was kicked out of the grocery store? Nothing, dodo birds dont exist

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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When a blonde entered a bar, she ordered a something that was a double-entendre. The bartender understood what she was trying to say, gave her her order whatever alcohol she happened to consume, and the blonde woman could not have been more courteous.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the dog that was chasing it.

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Why does the man hate his job? He thinks working sucks?

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What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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What did the Pornstar say to his wife? He concluded that a divorce was the way forward for both of them as, seeming as he was a pornstar, he was almost certainly having extra-maritial sexual intercourse, unhealthy for any working relationship.

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Guess what? The Game.

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What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

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Why don't you play uno with Mexicans? Because they collect all the green cards.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple?

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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Q:What did the man say when he walked into a bar. A: Ouch

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ghuieruioytidhfdvbshdkhfjh

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Why did the black man cross the road? He had a job interview precisely 10 minutes after this event occurred.

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Two boys were walking down a building which was under construction. Suddenly a brick hits the 1 one in the head while the 2 guys aunt was in America.

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Jerry Rice is walking down the streets of San Francisco when all of a sudden he hears sirens coming from the next street down. He hurries down the road to see what's happening and sees a huge fire engulfing a 10 story building. And on the top floor, a lady is leaning out the window shouting to the firemen below. FIREMAN: Come on, lady, jump. We have the tarp here, we'll be able to catch you. LADY: No....I can't. My baby, my baby is up here. FIREMAN: Throw the baby down, we'll catch him. LADY: No, you'll miss. I can't leave my baby. Jerry sees this and steps forward. "Hey, I think I can help. Let me have the bullhorn." JERRY: Hey lady, I'm Jerry Rice, the wide receiver for the San Francisco 49er's. I'm the best wide receiver in the game, throw your baby down and I'll catch him, this is what I do for a living. Being a 49er fan herself, the lady recognizes Jerry and throws her baby down to him. Just as she throws it though, a huge gust of wind comes and takes the baby and starts to blow him off course. Jerry sees this and takes off after the baby. He hurdles the line closing off the area, fights through the crowd, dodges a couple of fire fighters, jumps over the car, and dives forward, just making a fingertip catch of the baby. The crowd around him goes wild and starts cheering his amazing catch. So Jerry jumps to his feet, raises his finger into the air, does a two step and then spikes the baby. If you have any dead baby jokes that are not here, I want to hear from you. Email me your dead baby jokes at skitzopathik@hotmail.com and I'll add them to this page.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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Why did the womens basketball team beat the mens? the men were locked in a refrigerator

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How did the boy cross the road? He didn't he had polio.

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