- Anti Joke

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

A man see's a bird and tries to get its attention by whistling at it, much like if it were a dog. The mans whistle fails to get the birds attention because birds have wings and dogs do not.

Q: What's the difference between sheetrock and drywall? A: nothing. It's just two names for the same thing.

How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

three men get stranded on a island and cannibals find them and they say go find 3 fruits and come back. first guy comes back with three apples and they say we will shuve them in your rectum and if you scream we will kill you he screams he dies. second guy comes back with grapes and he laughs before they can start. and in heaven the first guy says why did you laugh and he says there voices are funny.

A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

I AM SO FAT I WANT TO EAT MORE FOOD. I NEED A DOCTOR BECAUSE IM GOING TO END UP LIKE YOUR MOM!

Yo momma so lazy she hasn't been to work in weeks and you no longer have electricity or food.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

What would make a black guy sad? His mom dying on death bed...

Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Starving children in africa.

why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

How many average men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.