What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

you just contradicted yourself.

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Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

Why did the soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin

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A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

Knock knock Who's there? Carrot Carrot who? Carrot in the tree house, cause it's orange.

What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

Knock knock Who's there? Hello??? .....

Q: What is a man? A: A miserable little pile of secrets.

A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

What did the famed say when he lost his tractor I lost my tractor!!!!

What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

how do you make time fly? throw a clock out a window.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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