- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock It's the police, im afraid your wife has been killed in a horrible car accident.

I STUCK MY TESTICLE IN A BLENDER!!!

How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

I had my period 3 days ago.

boy: you want to hear something funny? girl: what? boy: women's rights girl: you want to hear something trivial? boy: what? girl: your penis

Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

Whats black and white with red all over? A dead panda

Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Nothing it is a sentient object and doesn't have the capability to talk

Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

A-B-C-D-E-F-G-R-U-D-T-F With me

What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

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