- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

An English man walks into a pub.

why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

What is the secret to winning football games? Score the most points.

What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

How do you get an Asian man to build you a computer? Pay him a reasonable amount of money

Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

2 women were sitting quietly

Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

What happened to the newlywed couple who couldn't tell the difference between KY jelly and window putty? All their windows fell out.

What is green and had wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.....

How do you make a wall a darker shade of red? You throw the baby harder.

Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

Lebron James in the 4th quarter.

Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

why was the kid sad? his fish died. he had to flush it down the toilet.

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