If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

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How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

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What is black and white and red all over? Two Nuns in a chainsaw fight.

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What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

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A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer.

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Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

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What did rosa parks get for christmas? -Racism

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How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

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Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

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what do you call a 40 year old man working at a burger king that dropped out of highschool dyslexic

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it was a breazy night my pecker was shriveld up like a loose bit of ham. i tucked it in between my legs and dicided to pull my pants down to my ancles and began to run like a sissy. i saw a stumpy little juice ed in the distance it was peter andre he told me that he wanted a slut fucken and said he wanted to pull my banjo right back to the balls and suck it till the moon goes down i cumed all over his glasses then we began to kiss i bent over for him and he stook is fat fucken trout in my dark tight cave there was swet dripping from my cock aka carl mcvittie

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

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What did the white man say to the black man? Hello

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Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

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Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

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WNBA

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A woodchuck could chuck wood but a woodchuck couldn't chuck Norris because Norris isn't a type of wood.

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if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

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Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

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An atheist walks into a church

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A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

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What did the avocado say to the person? I can't talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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