What did the man say when he lost his keys? "Where's my keys?!"

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A black teenager drives an Escalade His father is a prominent lawyer and his mother is a neuroscientist.

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What's worse than a bad test score? Getting hit buy a train!!

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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What do you call a black man that sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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how many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? well it depends on the size of the bathtub - and the size of the babies, for sure.

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why'd the baby cross the road it was stapled to the chicken

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What the kid with no arms get for christmas? A baseball and a glove to go through with his dad

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What's Brown and Sticky? A stick.

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Want to hear a cat joke? Just kitten.

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knock knock hold on im takin a poop!

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What do you call a black kid with dead parents? Depressed

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An boy with ADHD walks into a

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian find a magical lamp with a genie inside. He offers each of them one wish. The Muslim wishes that people didn't look at his people as terrorists. The Jew wishes that the Holocaust never happened, and the Christian wishes for world peace. Actually this didn't happen, Genies don't exist.

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What do you call a homeless person with one leg? Rob.

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What is worse than a fly in your soup? Getting hit by a train.

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What happens when you walk by two black men? You walk by two black men.

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How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

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What did Santa Clause say to Rudolf? Nothing. Santa's not real.

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Roses are red, violetes are blue, Your monkey sucks.

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This one time at band camp....

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Who is so stupid they could literally be classified as mentally retarded? Evan Lovro

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Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

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A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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