A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

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women's rights

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Why did the dodo cross the road Dodos are extinct so therefor they are unable to

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Why did the boy scream? Because his girlfriend poked him in the butthole, which he was not expecting. Thus surprising him.

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Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

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Two chairs were sitting there. One chair says "Could you pass me that cup?" The other chair says "Oh my God a talking chair!"

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Jeremy has 8 apples. Susie has 3. how much does Jason have? Purple because aliens don't like grapes.

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What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

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what's retarded and has red hair? You. ;)

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Mud.

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Why does the man hate his job? He thinks working sucks?

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Q: knock knock who is there A;dunno go check

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What is it worse than a bee sting ? -Two bee stings What 's worse than two bee stings ? -The holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust ? -3 bee stings

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What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

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What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

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Your mama's so stupid... She scored below average on a recent IQ test.

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What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

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What do you get when you cross a jack-o-lantern and an antelope? Nothing. You wouldn't see an antelope by a pumpkin.

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A mushroom walked into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom said, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender said, "Exactly. It's a health hazard. I already have two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says why the long face? The horse does not reply because it is a horse. He then is confused of where he is and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a couple stools.

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So a jew walks into a bar!

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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A mama cow was sitting in the barn with her 3 babies. The first baby cow goes "Mom, why did you name me Daisy?" "Because a Daisy landed on your head when you were born" The second calf goes "Mom, why did you name me Rose?" "Because a Rose petal landed on your head when you where born." The third calf says "Aasdfghoiuytfghjkuiy" The mom replies "Shut up brick"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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