What do you call a woman with a black eye and several cuts on her face? The police and perhaps a social help hotline. She now feels safer and more secure and will go on to lead a happy life thanks to you speaking out on her behalf.

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did u hear the one about helen keler neather did she

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Guess what.. chicken butt

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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How do you kill a retard You give em a kinfe and ask who's special

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Why do people eat babies? Because they're delicious.

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why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

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What's small and harmless, but deadly when thrown at high speeds? A baby.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

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what do you call a man with no penis? what ever his name is

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Who saw 9/11 as a miracle? The undertakers

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Selena Gomez

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Why did the squirl eat the accorn? Because he enjoys it.

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Customer: Can I have a tin of red paint, please? Shop owner: I'm sorry sir, we only have yellow paint left. Customer: That's ok, I have my bike with me.

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Whats smarter you or the person writing this? -The answer is that i said whats smarter not whose smarter so I am smarter because you had no clue this was point less pie

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Why did the man name his boy "Sue?" He had bad eyesight and thought it was a girl.

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

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Why did the boy scream? Because his girlfriend poked him in the butthole, which he was not expecting. Thus surprising him.

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Why did the dodo cross the road Dodos are extinct so therefor they are unable to

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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