- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blond laugh at work? Because she farted. It was rather uncomfortable for everyone involved.

what's shaped like a tree? a tree

Straight men can be bronies.

That's not what she said.

What happened to all of the happy birds flying over the field? They were all suddenly stricken by the bird flu and died.

Why did the baby die? Abortion

A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Q:What did the furry say to the other? A: Probably nothing, cant be easy speaking with a dick in your mouth...

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There was a screwdriver and a spoon. What did the screwdriver say to the spoon? Nothing because neither of them are living objects and it is impossible for inanimate objects to talk.

A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

what did th teacher say to the student? be quiet and do our work

Your mom walked into a bar and got kicked out cause there's no dogs allowed.

wanna hear a joke? no.

In Soviet Russia, millions of innocents died due to the oppression.

How do you fit 100 jews in a car? It wouldn't work.. Nevermind.

Why wasn't there a rainbow? It didn't rain.

What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

There are two monkeys sittingn a bathtub. The first one says, "Scratch my back Mack." The second one says, "That's okay Joe I've got a radio of my own." (laugh like you think it is funny)

What has sand and an ocean? A picture of a beach.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

Why did the groom have cold feet? Because he was insecure in his relationship with his soon to be wife.

The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

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