Why aren't 4 black people driving a red mustang? They can't afford it.

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what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

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A white man, a black man, an Asian man, a Mexican man, a subasian man, an Austrailian man, and a Canadian white man. That's it.

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What do you call this? A sentence in English.

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What's a Jew's favorite food? You would have to ask on an individual basis because it is unfair to say that all Jew's have the same favorite food

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Your mama's so fat that she killed herself because she was so depressed about her weight.

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The awkward moment when you have cancer.

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Why must you never cross an elephant with a human being? It is impossible anyway.

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what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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What kind of jokes to dairy farmers tell? Corny jokes.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? Doormat.

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What did Chuck Norris say to the man that asked for his autograph? He happily obliged and continued on with his day.

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Okay okay, its not like I wanted a serious answer anyway, bye!

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Get on your knees Ho

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Your mother's so fat that affects her self esteem.

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A man walks up to a gay guy and says "you are socially accepted"

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When Josh moran was born he was thrown up in the air three times and was caught twice.

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A little boy and a pedafile are walking through the forest at night. The little boy says "I'm scared." The pedafile says "You're scared? I have to walk home alone."

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How many dead babies can you fit in a sink? I don't know i forgot to turn the garbage disposal off

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how do you confuse a blonde? shes already confused Leave.Her.Alone.

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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What has wings and can't fly? What has legs and can't move? What has mouth and can't eat? A dead bird on the road

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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