Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

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What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

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Looking for propane accessories? Well look no more!

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One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

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What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

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Your mama's so fat.

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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SHINEE IS BACK PART HARD

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Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

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What happened when john pelted susie with a rock? she had a temporary concusion, needed eight stitches and John was grounded

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

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If life throws you melons... ouch

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Why can't Abraham Lincoln lie? Because he is dead.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

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yo momma so fat i abuse my wife

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Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

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This is an anti-joke.

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Yo momma so fat, she died.

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how do 2 gay guys walk... one pounces into the others butt

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What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a superhero and the other is just a normal person.

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kyle dosnt question his sexuality

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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Son: Dad what does it mean to f***? Dad: Jimmy! don't use that kind of language.. use the word chainsaw instead. Son: Ok, well what does it mean to chainsaw? Dad: Well as you know, God created people, he started with Adam and eve and then he- Son: You keep referring to god as a he, are you suggesting that God has a penis? I guess that would explain the big bang theory... right? get it? Dad: ... Go chainsaw yourself, Jimmy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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