why did the pinapple walk the plank? to eat a cat because cheese say people!

Whats worse than getting dirt on your brand new J's Finding your girlfriend cheating on you with your Great Dane and realizing that he dose her better than you.

A chronic hemophiliac walks into a bar. He cuts his leg and bleeds to death.

Leave her alone...

Why didn't the poor man buy a candy bar? He wasn't hungry.

tea with milk?

What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

Why did 0 dislike 1? Because 1 made 0 feel like he was nothing

What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

Okay, an ambulance is arriving for me (cops called it whatever I am fine) If you are still reading this then get the fuck out before I fire you no more messages.

We are sorry for being so sorry, and apologize again for apologizing so much... Why wont you just let me apologize? Does this insult you? I apologize. HEY! STOP THAT! I SAID I WAS SORRY SORRY FOR BEING SORRY! FORGIVE ME PLEASE SORRY WHY ARE YOU DRAWING THAT KNIFE OUT OF THE... LISTEN I AM SORRY!!! From my book the boy that cried help too much: The help arrived and the boy was never seen again. TRIPLE POST TO SAY SORRY FOR DOUBLE POSTING! QUADRUPLE POST TO SAY SORRY FOR DOUBLE POSTING...ETC.

What do you call a cow climbing a tree? Amazing. How many cows have you seen climbing trees?

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your Bike.

What's green and has wheels? a green car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had places to be

Chuck Norris is an average human being!

Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

A blonde and a brunette both starred in a TV show.. It was called Beavis and Butthead.

Knock Knock Who's there? *silence* Silence Who?

How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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