What did the Muffin say to the other muffin ? I dont know

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your momma is so poor she had you just for the free milk

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Jim: Can you shoot a basketball with one hand? Moe: There's no such thing as a basketball with one hand.

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What's rock hard and is sharp? A rock...and my penis.

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Why did Charlie Sheen laugh at the TV? Because there happened to be a comedy on.

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My mumma your mumma live down the street 18,19 marble street out came you and out came me but then your mumma died from her pee

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What's the worst part about seeing a dead baby on the beach? The crushing sadness.

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What's white and sticky? Glue.

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A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

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What has 142 teeth and can hold back the hulk? My zipper.

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A man walks into a 1980's style restaurant he takes a seat and orders his meal.

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A man walks into a bar, has a few drinks and spots a nice looking lady He then follows her home and molestes her child.

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Why did the Dr love drop hit guitar? Because a bear walked into a bar and killed everyone in there including dr love and was then shot to death by police and animal control.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating at night? A: Yell "DROP IT NIGGAH!" Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating in the day time? A: Run away cause your house is haunted.

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What do you call a white person on a leash? A toddler.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why does my ass hurt I played gmod with a blackpeople

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Magic is another word for "poorly perceived analysis of the mechanics of this complex instrumentality we call optical illusion."

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? There is no Santa Claus.

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What do you get when you cross some eggs and some toast? Breakfast.

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got a new boxing bag the other day its hanging from the top of my stairs its called dead seb

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Why did the man fall off the swing? he got hit in the back of the head with a shovel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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