Roses are red Violets are blue (not really) I have Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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Max who Max Who's there Knock knock I'm dyslexic

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What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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Why did the Asian man have a small penis? Because he was flaccid.

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What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

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Q: What is the difference between a tree and a women? A: your mom

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Why did hale say I have but one life to give for my country? He has one life

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What did the old lady say when she went to a restaurant? OH look at the price of this salad.

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There was a goat and it was eating McDonalds, I just farted and my nuts are itchy.

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what did the duck say to the hawk? quack

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Mary Lu was swinging on a swing * swush swush* and her mom was sweeping the porch when she sad Mary Lu go get that big fat shiny quarter on that road then Mary Lu say how about you get your self that big fat shiny quarter.! Her mom drop the broom in discussed and walkout into the road and was bout to bend down when swush a bus runs her over And Mary Lu just laughed and laughed she knew that wasn't a big fat shiny quarter it was a nickel!!!!

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what is faster than a cheetah? i dont know what? if i knew why would i be asking..

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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I'm the rubber and you're the glue, whatever you say sends vibrations through the air that hit my eardrum and my brain interprets these vibrations as what your are saying.

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A man goes to his drug dealer to buy Meth, there is no joke here, he is addicted to meth.

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Hello penis

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Why did the President Truman approve the use a nuke over Hiroshima? Sending Chuck Norris was widely considered to be too cruel.

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agp

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what is purple and hairy like a bear? A purple bear

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got a new boxing bag the other day its hanging from the top of my stairs its called dead seb

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Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

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Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

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What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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