How did the black man get out of the bathroom? He opened the door.

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What did the catholic priest say to the little boy? Nothing sexual, that kind of behavior isn't as widespread as people think.

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I'm so hungry I could eat food

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i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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Get me a sandwich, bitch

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What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Once upon a time, your face.

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How do you make a Trucker cry? Kill his family and chop of his arms.

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a man died

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How did the Jew escape being put in the gas chamber? He killed himself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he can't fly

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

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Why did the man cross the road? Because that it where his friend Bob lives.

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why did the man die? because he died.

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Women's rights.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he happened to cross the road

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What happened when the irishman left the bar? he didnt

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what did the muffin say to the other muffin when they were in the oven? hi, im a muffin

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

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Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

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what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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