Roses are red Violets are blue (not really) I have Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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How do you fit 6000000 jews into a car? 1 in the front, 1 in the back and the rest in the ashtray.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? BECAUSE SHE WAS A BITCH!

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why did the kid fall over and break his neck? Because he slipped on the ice-cream from the kid who got hit by a bus.

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A kid walked in to a bar, grabbed a napkin, and left

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Yeah Aodhans been typing up everything strting argument along with taggart

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

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Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

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Why did the man have 3 girlfriends? A: because he is a womanizer

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what's worse than finding 8 babies in 1 trash can? nuclear warfare

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What did one narwhal say to another Hi ;)

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Q: John has 400 cookies, 200 hundred are chocolate chip and the rest are sugar. John eats 100 of each, what does he have now? A: Diabetes

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An elephant walks into a bar. He nearly levels the entire structure as he forced his way through the front door.

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Why was the black man afraid of the chainsaw? Because its a potentially dangerous weapon

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Why Did The Girl Cry? Old People Are Funny.

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a mom tell her kid not to play with knives ten years later tells her kid not to play with knives and the kid asks y and the mom says because ur older brother killed his father and himself playing with knives so the kid said mom i promise i wont do that then kils his mom and himself

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Whoevers at the door you should probably go answer it.

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Andrew: who's better at football, Peyton Manning or Tom Brady? Thomas: ur mom

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Why did the Asian man have a small penis? Because he was flaccid.

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why did the internet crash? it didn't

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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What's worse than an apple with a worm? Serial Murder.

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Why did susy give up in the corner? Cause she couldnt fight off the black man.

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