What was the dying boy's last wish? Not to die.

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What is sad about four lawyers in a car driving of a cliff? The car fit six people.

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JFK

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Whats worse than a blonde jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car, and orphaning two little girls who are beat in the orphanage and become homeless and unimportant and consequently jumping off bridges themselves?

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So a Jewish Family walks into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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Did you hear what happened when the President, the Pope and the Dalai Lama went golfing? Neither did I.

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A bear walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender knows that bears can't talk and realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and rolls over to tell his wife about the dream. She hears the joke, but turns away from him and pretends to be asleep. Then the bartender begins to cry. His marriage is in shambles.

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how many people can you eat? well, im not canniballistic, so none unless i was starving.

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what's worse than getting a bad test grade? being raped.

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Why did Billy start crying? Becuase he's fat and stupid and noboy loves him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A chicken doesn't need a motive to cross a road, it just does.

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Your mom is so stupid she went back to collage and got her masters n buissnes.

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Why did it suck to be a black jew during the Holocaust? cause you had to go to the back of the oven

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Q: a blonde, a brunette, and redhead jump off a cliff, which one hits the ground first? A: Most likely the one that weighs more

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dumpster full of dead babies? There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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Two gay guys walk into a Hooters... They order cheese fries and enjoy their meal.

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why did the chicken not cross the road? He ran

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How many Puerto Ricans does it take to clog the treads of my tank? Eight

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Try not to antagonise it.

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Why was the Blonde Crying? -because she had just witnessed her infant get sucked through a jet engine and was very sad.

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Why did the the man not take acting? He wasn't good at it.

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white

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