Backwards write to fun is it. As long as its forward. Emu

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Why couldn't Michael ask out Mary? Because Mary had been dead for dead for 10 years.

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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Q: Why did the man take a shower? A: because he was dirty.

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What has five letters and sounds like "trucks?" Vroom

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Oliver O'Farkle walks into a blue room carrying a bag of oranges and Swanson J. Doople walks into the same room in a parallel universe carrying a ballpeen hammer. How much collective space do the two women occupy and will they be able to make the 4pm train to Terre Haute? No, because the train is running late so transportation efficiency on the day in question proves impossible.

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What does a black man, an Irishman, and a Jewish man all have in common? Male genitalia.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? i have no idea but i hope he got to the other side safely.

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What do you call a gay Jew? I don't know, but Jews are cool.

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What happened when Satan met God ? Nothing, because neither Satan nor God exist.

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Why did people spend $100 on Kanye West's plain white T- shirt? Because it was a good looking T-shirt.

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A Jew, an African American, and a homosexual are on an island. They all came to Manhattan for different reasons and are enjoying the lives they've built there.

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what does an Ethiopian man say to greet a Chinese man well, first they must locate a translator fluent in both said languages, but they would most likely say hello

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How do you starve a black man? You don't feed him.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had to arms. Knock knock Who's there? Well clearly not Sally

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Jesus may have walked on water, but Stephen Hawking runs on batteries.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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Do you know what a lion really is? It's an over sized cat.

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"Lack of sleep" is that like... Sleep deprivation?

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What is white and when it falls, your fridge is broken? Your fridge.

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican when he entered the US? How was your flight?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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