what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

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how do you make a baby cry? throw bricks at his face.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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Why was young Timmy crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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What did the guy with Alzheimer's say to his.... Wait, I forgot the joke

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Allie said yesssssssss!

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Why didn't Superman save the world trade center? He was in a wheelchair.

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Knock knock who's there? A serial rapist, now open up. hmmm... Ok... 3 Days passed before they found the serial rapist dead.

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what kind of animals marriage is high? snails because It has home and car.

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ethan skov ex gf looked like a bull mastifs ring piece

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How do you treat a homeless man? Like any other person, you disgusting fuck.

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What has five letters and sounds like "trucks?" Vroom

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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A man walks into the bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "Oh, sorry." And proceeds to remove his horse mask.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who the hell keeps shiting in my garden

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A plane is flying low over New York City. It's low on fuel and needs to land.

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How Long Is A Chinaman's Name

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Evolutionarily destined to be eaten by a predator such as a wolf or coyote, barring haing a defense mechanism that allows it to fend off such attacks.

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What does a homeless man eat for Thanksgiving? Half of a big mac he found in the dumpster

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whats bright and yellow? the sun.

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What do you call a Chinese man flying plane? A pilot.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Melanin!

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