Why did the chicken cross the road? What kind of society have we created that a chicken can't even cross a road without his motives being questioned?

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Ever hear the joke about the black guy going to jail its not a joke.

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What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

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knock knock whos there not me

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder lately? No? Neither has he.

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What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? - It was dead.

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Why did hale say I have but one life to give for my country? He has one life

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Yo mamma so fat, she probably has Type Two Diabetes - which is often associated with obesity - and should seek medical advice.

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Why does a squid have 8 legs? It doesn't, it has 8 tentacles!

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What has wheels and spins round and round? A dog in a wheelchair.

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Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

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Who let the dogs out? The pet shop.

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What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

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What does a tree and a human have in common? They both fall if you chop them with an axe.

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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In Soviet Russia, You drive the car, fill it up with gas and park it Just like in America

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents' farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers ravaged her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.

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Yo mama is so hairy, because she's arab.

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ALL OF YOU NO MORE CURSING EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT POSSABLE SO DON'T LISTEN

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What did the old lady say when she went to a restaurant? OH look at the price of this salad.

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Why did the girl suck the other guy off? to get paid

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's me Ok, come in (the knockers voice was familiar enough that giving a name would have been out of place)

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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