2 women were sitting quietly.

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who is still together after all the crap they have been through? your butt cheeks

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? The hooker is a human being whereas the onion is a vegetable.

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What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

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What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

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the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

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What did the gay logger do to the tree with a hole in it? Cut it down.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing because polar bears lived in the northern hemisphere and penguins lived in the southern. But if one is smuggled from north to south or vice-versa. The polar would growl and consume the penguin.

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Suzie has no arms and no legs and is on a swing. what happened? she fell and died knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

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How do you call blond girl with no arms and no legs ? A victim of a tragic car accident.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? Hey, we're both gay, let's have sex!

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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Q.Want to hear somthing that will never happen A. Sure A. the Houston Astros won a game.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech? One is a blood-sucking parasite, and the other practices law for a living.

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Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

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Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

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What is round and will hurt you if you step on it? The sun

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF JUNE, THURSDAY HAPPENED!!!! -ilikecrepes97

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? A collection of braile children's reading books.

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