How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Regardless of the number of dead babies present, painting a house will require at least one living baby.

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- I shot the sheriff! - You murderer

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What did the cat say to another ? meow

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Why did the girl suck the other guy off? to get paid

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What does a tree and a human have in common? They both fall if you chop them with an axe.

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This is my firstever post so I wanted to make it very specialand have it really mean something, then I though fark that for a joke

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Racial Equality.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin get in the car.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. I don't know what happens next, I got the fuck out of there before shit went down

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What's worse than getting a jigsaw puzzle for your birthday? Slavery

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how Sudan answered England when England's ambassador eaten by Sudanese people? Eat ours

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Who let the dogs out? The pet shop.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Bitches Like U Belong In The Zoo

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Surprise mother father (A+)

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Why did the man get off the bus? Penis

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A Brunette walks in to the docters office and says" Docter it hurts when i poke my self." She then pokes her arm and screams in agony. Then She pokes her leg and screams in agony. The Docter says "Are you really a brunette'' She replys "no im a Blonde." Docter says " oh then you have broken your finger"

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i hate anti-jokes ;)

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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What is round and will hurt you if you step on it? The sun

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's brown and sticky? A penis.

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What do all of these jokes have in common? They're not funny. You see, the definition of an anti-joke is a "type of indirect humor that involves the joke-teller delivering something which is deliberately not funny, or lacking in intrinsic meaning. The audience is expecting something humorous, and when this does not happen, the irony itself is of comedic value." As this is a page full of anti-jokes, we know to expect the unfunny - thus robbing us of the experience of an anti-joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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