Q: Why couldn't Katie ride a bike? A: Because she has leprosy.

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What Does Alex J Simpsons Face have in Common with his hand? Spaghetti

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Fags are gay.

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What do you call children with no arms or legs ...their names

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Two men and a woman walk into a bar. They are all viciously murdered by a serial killer, who as he walks out, runs into a pole and suffers from a concussion, which he later dies from.

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Why did the room packed with married people seem empty? Maybe they were all playing hide-and-seek. Or maybe the room was pitch black and they were all standing very still and quietly.

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Racial Equality.

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Barack Obama.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer-pressure.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. You are under arrest for sodomy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had an appointment with his hair stylist. Just kidding chicken don't have hair.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody, because first, pineapples are too small to fit in, and second, you would drown.

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what did the dog do when he saw the flea?he ate it because he didn't know what would happen next

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Q: What's sad about seeing a dead twenty year old lying at the corner of a street with a beer bottle in his hand? A: He owed me twenty bucks.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being shot repeatedly in the chest.

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What's worse than getting a jigsaw puzzle for your birthday? Slavery

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How do you become thinner in a week? Stand in front of a Bulldozer.

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Why i Hate people. They are alive. The are breathing. The are near me.

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So theres a priest, a rabbi, and an athiest on a cliff. They all remark at the beautiful view and take plenty of pictures with their respected families.

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Why did the black man rob a KFC? He was in a very difficult financial situation and was worried his kids would go homeless. After scouting various locations he found the security at a nearby KFC was non-existent.

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What's worse than listening to Justin Beiber? Getting hit by a train.

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I love you, you live me. Now get the FUDGE out of the tree!!!

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That was SOOOOO funny that I laughed!!!!!

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Did you hear about the speed reader on top of the Twin towers? 90 stories 5 seconds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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