Have you heard about the new German microwave? It's a great labour-saving appliance that cooks food much more quickly than a conventional oven

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What's brown and sticky? A penis.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Bitches Like U Belong In The Zoo

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JUSTIN BIEBER IS A FAG

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Shoes, socks, and mittens.

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Why did the man mow his lawn without his shirt on? Because it was very hot out.

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What did Darth Vader say when he spilled his drink? Darth Vader is a fictional character and is not a part of humanity.

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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What did the man say to his wife? We are both men. Apart from you.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I am an orphan I have no parents

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Ask me if I'm a flower. Are you a flower? No.

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What do you get when you sunflower? Vegan turtles.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had heard from a mutual friend that his ex-girlfriend, who he had recently broken up with, would be present at the same party and to avoid an awkward encounter he chose not to go.

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i hate anti-jokes ;)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he happened to be walking in that general direction.

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It was a stormy night and a stinking boy was running away from the co-op, he was clutching onto his pocket and constantly looked over his shoulder.... panting the boy reaches for a rusty door handle he opens the door quickly and shuts it behind him. "mam i got tea" said the boy "thanks david we will eat tonight for once" said a big chinned pharaoh.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dog, which also fell out of the tree.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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What do you call a black man from Germany? A Germ.

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What's the difference between mustangs and dead babies I don't collect mustangs

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? The person knocking at your door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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