Why did the disabled man fall of the swing, someone shot him.

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Three men sit at a bar. A clown walks in, so the first man says, "Oh, what fresh hell is this?", gets up and leaves. Then a fairy flies in, so the second man says, "Aw, hell no!", gets up and leaves. So the third man was alone with the fairy and clown.

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What did the boy get for creating a fantastic AntiJoke? Leukemia

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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If a rooster lays a brown egg on the south side of an Asian man's roof, which way would I turn at the intersection? Folderol, because laundry has no soul.

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What the black guy say to the Jew during the blizzard? I think it's snowing.

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This is a racist joke but who cares!? What is the difference between a black guy and a bag of shit? The bag I apologize to all my fellow black friends. -Lets go MEts

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I enjoy the fact that the jokes I post that do not make me laugh, are the ones that get zero thumbs, while those that at least make me smile, get at least a couple, I admit thought that its hard to keep track with me, I type jokes so fast that they disappear in the back before people can thumb them... Have you heard... Of the dog that was barking up the wrong three? The three said: Damn dog! I am not a tree! The dog kept barking, as dogs do not speak. Moral: Numbers speak fluently in most languages though...

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Q. What did Grandmother get Little Boy Johnny for Christmas? A. Nothing. She died on Thanksgiving Day.

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An Irishman walked out of a bar. A Frenchman was polite. An Englishman had beautiful teeth.

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? No.

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When there's something weird in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police.

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Augustus was touring his Empire and noticed a man in the crowd who bore a striking resemblance to himself. Intrigued, he asked: ‘Was your mother at one time in service at the Palace?’ ‘No, your Highness,’ he replied, ‘but my father was.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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I don't know what I've been told I'm a refrigerator

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What did polyvore say to wanelo? Nothing They are apps

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Three men walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.

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Yo mama is so fat!

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Penis.

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What does 1+1 equal? 2

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Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

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How do you kill a 1000 Ethiopians? Throw a biscuit off a cliff. JimBoto

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What does a baby sound like when put in the microwave? I don't know, I was masturbating.

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What did the two fire men say to each other whilst a house was burning? Well be better put that fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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